I grabbed this off of the warcraft forums.. made me giggle.

Noggenfogger Light Presents: Real Men of Genius.
(Real Men of Genius!)

Today, we salute you, Dagger-using Hemo-specced Rogue Guy.
(Dagger-using Hemo-specced Rogue Guy!)

Only you have the courage to take a move that isn't normalized, and use it with the worst possible weapon in existance.
(Go, Julie's Dagger!)

Despite the warnings and cautions of your brethren, you know that the only thing better than an auto-attack is an auto-attack that costs 35 energy.
(Slicin' and Dicin'!)

You know that even though you are PvPing, you don't actually have to kill anything, and just because you are specced to increased the raid's dps doesn't mean you have to care about your OWN dps.
(Least you can't pull aggro!)

So guzzle down a Noggenfogger Light, oh dull damage dealer. Because when we need a free HK, we turn to you.
(Dagger-using Hemo-specced Rogue Guy-eee-ayyyy!)