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Sep

Starbucks Donkey Piss
Written by Dawn E Chatman   

So I'm not sure if it's the weather, season change or fact that I went to bed a little after midnight, or woke up before my alarm went off, but I'm effing tired today. I did  not have any coffee this morning, even at work, I just haven't been happy with the flavor of my cheap instant coffee lately. So I decided, rather desperately, that I needed to go to the store and find something with caffeine in it, that came in a bottle or can but was NOT a  pop, (or cola, depending on your region).

For the record, a can of Starbucks Mocha Doubleshot Energy+Coffee tastes like donkey piss.

Not that I have experience with donkey piss, but I'm sure that's what Juan Valdez's donkey would produce.

80% of the can has been consumed now, I think my brain is feeling slightly more awake in the hopes I stop defiling my tongue with the flavor of any more of this canned coffee.

Yup, I just took another sip, and it's still repulsive... someone stop me from drinking this!!

Note: AT 33 carbs and 2.5g of fat this is certainly not GI friendly and will not be purchased again.

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jessica 2009-12-14 09:46:47
YESSSS. i am SO glad to hear that i'm not hte only one mindlessly chugging this
pee-flavored crap. why can't we put it down? argh. it's also making me burp like
a sailor (haha).
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